necromorph-slayinglovemachine:
I’m not sure but I think I just accidentally created a legendary Pokemon
Australia’s capital is turning 100 this year, and for some reason they made this bizarre fucking turtle balloon with ten nipples for the occassion (via)
♪ our land abounds in nature’s gifts of beauties rich and rare ♪
♪ in history’s turtle, let every turtle advance Australia turtle ♪
why the fuck cant we text the police
lets say there is a murderer in ur house and you’re hiding behind your sofa and you do have your phone with you but you can’t call the police because the murderer might hear you
Here in Canada you can
Here in England we just… scream and run
Here in Scotland we paint our faces and run towards the murderer
Here in Australia we offer them beer
someone has waited their entire life to put that title to use and if he is not promoted immediately i am calling the l.a. times and complaining
(Source: tastefullyoffensive)